The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
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| me in other people's showers: | what the fuck is going on |
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
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Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
(Source: establishedin81, via unluved)
